The ScottyDontX Show
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I am in the process of building a podcast from scratch, adding to it one step at a time, one day at a time.
Since there was no show preparation, no written script, and no market research, let's categorize this first one as comedy-improv.
Because, with me or at me, someone will find a reason to laugh.
The ScottyDontX Show
Episode #16 - Laughs and Mischief from Z100's Past
Ever wondered what happens when a radio intern tries to turn a station van into a wrecking ball for the sake of dominance? Or how conserving battery power in an electric car race at Toys R Us can lead to an unexpected victory? Episode 16 of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition is packed with hilarious and outrageous moments from my days at Z100 Portland. From nostalgia-charged parodies like the Monica Song to the unforgettable and ridiculous Mo Booty, Mo Problems by intern Nelson, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and wild tales. Join me as I recount my invite to a Z100 staff meeting, complete with Boston Market catering, and the mischievous antics involving the Z100 and KGON vans. Plus, hear my amusement at an electric car race where outsmarting the competition became an art form.
And as if that's not enough, stay tuned to find out if I'll finally spill the beans on the infamous Bare Naked Bowling story, despite my Illuminati ties warning me against it. Connect with me on social media @ScottyDon'tX and drop me an email if you have updates on Nelson or just want to share your thoughts on the episode. Prepare for an entertaining mix of humor, curiosity, and unforgettable memories that will leave you eagerly awaiting the next episode. If you've been offended by now, you’re welcome; if not, take a number and wait to be served!
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Speaker 2:Episode 16. Airbags and scandals while wearing sandals Part 3. Are we there?
Speaker 1:yet. Oh, another cool thing, and we'll see if I can't do some drops here C100 and another station had done some songs. One of them was called the Monica song, so a parody of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song, and the other one was, uh, mo Booty, mo Problems, which was done by Nelson, the intern at Z100. That was his name. He was a full on fourth member of the show who later went on to do Q105 mornings with Nelson and Terry. I wonder what's happened to him. If you've got contact with Nelson, please send me an email. Scottydontx, s-c-o-t-t-y, d-o-n-t-x at gmailcom with a little update, because personally I'd like to know, and it doesn't have to be for podcast air, I'm just curious. Okay, other memories from Z100 Portland. Do I tell the bare naked bowling story now, or?
Speaker 2:not Scotty. You have a non-disclosure agreement about that story, Remember from your time in the Illuminati. You have been warned.
Speaker 1:Let's go ahead and put that away for later. But because I was a big fan of the show and had shown up to a lot of their events, they were having a staff meeting and so they decided to invite two listeners to the staff meeting because they were talking about Z100 and the public. And I got an invitation. So Boston Market was served and you've got the morning show, the afternoon show, the evening show, z100 Portland had a van, the Z van, and there was another station, kgon as some people like to call it, that also had a van, kagon, as some people like to call it, that also had a van. So Nelson the intern, if he was out driving the Z100 van and had seen the KGON van, his plan was to ram into it, thereby creating a news story, and the news stations would have graphic footage of the Z100 logo crashed into KGON. I think that was a dominance move and I don't think it ever happened.
Speaker 1:Okay, in the parking lot of Toys R Us at Jansen Beach, valerie Ring who is awesome in person, by the way and Nelson were hosting electric car races, and so the top two people got to keep their electric cars, which was pretty cool.
Speaker 1:And during that time they also had and this was my first time seeing it RC helicopter demonstrations, and this was a kid, probably 16 17, who was doing these awesome aerobatics with the helicopter, including inverting it, flying upside down, loop-de-loops, etc. And in my, in my mind, I'm thinking wow, it must be nice to have parents who are rich and can buy your way into being a showman A random selection from the crowd who got to drive the electric cars on their little track and it's funny, people would be, you know, driving around allegedly test practicing. But one guy who won it was smart, realizing that, well, the battery only has a certain amount of charge, so if he just sits there with it off for the 20, 30 minutes or so, other people are practicing and wearing down their batteries. Turn it on, he's good to go full charge all the way through. Boom, he wins. That was pretty awesome to see.
Speaker 1:Uh, I kind of want to tell the uh c100 barenaked bowling story oh my gosh are you that stupid that you are going to blow past a warning and still tell the dang story? You have been warned, but no, not yet. Have a little self control, scotty. Don't tell that story, not yet, let's see.
Speaker 2:This concludes the Scotty Don't X Show, episode 16. If you have been offended already, you're welcome. If you have yet to be offended, please take a number and wait to be served At Scotty Don't X on all the social media sites. Thank you.