The ScottyDontX Show
Solving for "X" - every day.
I am in the process of building a podcast from scratch, adding to it one step at a time, one day at a time.
Since there was no show preparation, no written script, and no market research, let's categorize this first one as comedy-improv.
Because, with me or at me, someone will find a reason to laugh.
Episodes
26 episodes
Episode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane?
Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disn...
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Episode 32
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6:27
Episode # 25 - Beetlejuice 2 and the Battle of Nostalgia vs. Freshness
Ever wondered how much a sequel can rely on nostalgia before it loses its spark? That's the big question in Episode 25 of the Scotty Dune Text Show, where we give you our spoiler-free take on Beetlejuice 2. We grapple with the fine line between...
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2:36
Episode #24 -Hobby vs Obsession and Pez Dispenser Fame
Does your partner's passion for car restoration leave you feeling more frustrated than fascinated? Join us on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we tackle a listener's dilemma: should they ask their husband to abandon his beloved ...
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Episode 24
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4:23
Episode #23 - Broadcasting Chaos and The Seattle Freeze
Imagine dealing with unpredictable, sometimes downright disturbing callers while hosting a public access cable show in early 2000s Seattle. Join me as I walk down memory lane, sharing stories from the Scotty Dune X podcast and my adventures wit...
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Episode 23
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14:06
Episode #22 - From Dirty Fingers to Treasured Trinkets
Is the Illuminati pulling the strings behind the scenes, or is it all just a load of hooey? On this electrifying episode of the Scotty Dunt X Show, we serve up conspiracy theories and secret societies with a side of humor and a dash of skeptici...
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Episode 22
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4:35
Episode #21 - Invent Pet Rocks - make like - a billion dollars?
Have you ever wondered what it's like to throw an axe, collect hairballs, or engage in competitive punning? You're in for a treat on this episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! We venture into the world of quirky hobbies that are as fascinating as...
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Episode 21
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6:01
Episode #20 - Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Data - and now Big Cleaning?
Ever wondered how a simple bar of soap could spark a competitive spirit? Or how a wooden hobby horse could lead to a thrilling race? This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show promises to uncover the quirkiest hobbies you never knew existed. From ...
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6:00
Episode #19 - KATU Paul Linnman - you are my Exploding Whale Hero!
What kind of person willingly traps ferrets in their pants? Find out as we explore the bizarre and frankly unsettling world of ferret legging—a hobby that's as controversial as it is peculiar. We question the ethics and sanity behind this pract...
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Episode 19
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5:28
Episode #18 - Epic Showdowns and Tree Lovers
What if the ultimate champion of your favorite candy could be determined through a series of intense, thumb-crushing battles? On this week's Scotty Don't X Show, we explore the bizarre world of M&M battles where one man's quest to crown the...
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Episode 18
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4:42
Episode #17 - Portland Radio Fun and Seattle Sci-Fi Geeking
Ever been to a CD release party with a breakfast spread so divine it included fresh pineapple? Join me, Scotty Donst, as I take you back to those glory days of Z100 Portland’s Morning Zoo and the incredible Dan Clark, the brain behind many of t...
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Episode 17
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7:50
Episode #16 - Laughs and Mischief from Z100's Past
Ever wondered what happens when a radio intern tries to turn a station van into a wrecking ball for the sake of dominance? Or how conserving battery power in an electric car race at Toys R Us can lead to an unexpected victory? Episode 16 of the...
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Episode 16
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5:35
Episode #15 - Airbags, Scandals, and Laughs on the Road: ScottyDontX Travel Edition
Have you ever wondered just how much it costs to replace a deployed airbag? It's more than just a number; it's a glimpse into the high stakes world of road travel. On this adventurous leg of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition, we're sharing...
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Episode 15
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5:57
Episode #14 - Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses Road Trip Adventure to Seattle Mariners Game
Ever wondered what it's like to experience a road trip through high-tech smart glasses? Join me as I journey from Vancouver to Seattle for an unforgettable Mariners game at T-Mobile Park, all while exploring the amazing features of my Ray-Ban M...
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Episode 14
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5:11
Episode #13 - Behind the Scenes at KZOK's Strike Zone Event
Ever wondered what it's like to explore the bustling concession stands of T-Mobile Park during a Mariners game? Join me as I share my adventure at the KZOK Strike Zone event, where I (In the scorebook, a strikeout is denoted by the...
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Episode 13
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7:56
Episode #12 - The Whimsical Wonders of Twelve
What do the moonwalkers, a clock, and a dozen donuts have in common? The magic number 12! Join us on a whimsical journey through the myriad facets of the number 12 as we unpack its significance across cultures, sciences, and everyday life. From...
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Episode 12
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4:42
Episode #11 - Scotty Dont ignore the past or the progress - "Mental Health Care from the '80s to Today"
What if the way we approached mental health care in the past was fundamentally flawed? Join me on the Scotty Don't X Show as I take on my best NPR impression to explore the dramatic evolution of mental health care from the 1980s to today. We'll...
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Episode 11
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5:21
Episode #10 - Camera Flashback Fun and Childhood Shenanigans
Remember the days when big hair and neon colors ruled the world? Buckle up for a nostalgic ride as we take you back to the 80s, an era filled with quirky charms and unforgettable memories. We'll revisit the carefree times of bouncing around in ...
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Episode 10
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8:23
Episode # 9 - ROAD TRIP without Snax Part 3 of 3
We arrive, but not before discussing the hardest thing possible...
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Episode 9
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10:58
Episode # 8 -ROAD TRIP without Snax Part 2 of 3
I'm heading to Best Buy during lunch - to pick up my ordered glasses....
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Episode 8
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11:35
Episode # 7 - Dont say ROAD TRIP without Snax - Part 1 of 3
I'm heading to Best Buy during lunch - picking up Meta RayBan Smart Glasses...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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5:50
Episode #6 - Dont say Dog Gone It
Why do we put ourselves through this?Caring for a dog means understanding that our beloved pet will likely pass away before we do...I don't have the answer on this one, I can't solve for X - but we can have the discussion...
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Episode 6
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6:54
Episode #5 - Dont be a Primary Target for Nuclear Aggression
In this action-packed episode, we barely explore the mind-bending concept of living in one of the nuclear targets, the joys and challenges of off-leash dog parks, and the overwhelming impact of social media. Oh, and I went WiLd on ...
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Episode 5
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4:31
Scotty Dont think you have time for this travel! - "Aren't you lucky I didn't name this 'The Pilot Episode #4', eh?"
Time Travel - what tapestry would you unravel?And, if your species is given time travel, can it keep it?
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Episode 4
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14:17
Scotty Dont need to keep labeling these as Pilot Episodes - "The Pilot Episode #3"
Welcome to Episode #3 - where I share too muchI am watching some exciting changes in myself - still processing Morning Show Boot Camp lessons and receiving positive feedback from other attendees since I started putting out these podcast...
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Episode 3
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