Episode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane?

Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a podcast scheduling glitch, this episode is packed with my latest escapades. I'll also share the laugh-out-loud tale of how a central check-in glitch at the eye doctor almost ruined my visit—but fear not, my vision is as clear as ever, dilated pupils and all.

But that's not all! Meet K-9, my energetic and quirky Jack Russell, Rat Terrier, and Australian Cattle Dog mix, who adds a dash of excitement to our household. With his playful antics and smart tricks, K-9's interactions with our cats provide endless entertainment and a few surprises. Whether he's playing ball or engaging in a game of tag with the kitties, K-9 ensures there's never a dull moment. So, grab your headphones and get ready for a blend of travel plans, pet stories, and the everyday quirks that keep life interesting.

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Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:00

Due to inclement weather conditions in Siberia, you are experiencing a delay in your flight. But hey, why not tune in to the Scotty Don't X Show for a fun alternative to travel Without further ado? This is episode number 32.

Speaker 2: 0:20

I'm intending to go to Disney World later this week and I'll be leaving on Saturday. I'm intending to go to Disney World later this week and I'll be leaving on Saturday. Don't worry, I have somebody who is oversized and very violent, who is staying at my place. So all of you people thinking, hey, let's go get Scotty Don't X's podcasting gear and successfully get him off the internet that's not going to work out very well for you, but hey, good thought. I mean, I've had that thought about getting myself off from the internet for a while. Now the early weather news is saying there may be a hurricane that's heading towards the Orlando area. So will it wipe Orlando completely off the map? Or will it hang around so that our plane can't land? Or will it hang around the entire week so that we're supposed to be there and shelter in place? I don't know, I don in place. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. Scotty don't X X is no, something I found out today. My scheduler for podcasting uploads did not work as expected, which means there's podcasts in the bucket that may actually be released after this episode, but are prior to this episode. So go have a nice time travel sandwich with that one today, getting ready to travel, I booked all of my medical appointments so I'm perfectly healthy before I go to Walt Disney World and check out their cryogenics unit.

Speaker 2: 1:56

So I went to the eye doctor, checked in. They took my money and they use a central check-in. So you go to the center of the floor, you check in and then they tell you to go to your section, so the eye doctor section. So I go down the hall and I'm sitting there After a while too long of a while, turns out, simply because I've been a nice guy and I wasn't in a hurry I go up and say, hey, what's going on? They go oh, you were marked as a no-show, the central check-in never checked you in. And I'm like what's going on? And they took my money. So I had to go back across the hall to central check-in and go hey, can you print my receipt? They say I never checked in. They being the eye doctors frontline, and people in Central Check-In are like I know you checked in because you tried to pay with cash and then you paid with plastic and we took your money. I know you did. So they printed the receipt and that fixed the glitch, as it were. And I go over and the eye doctor is able to wedge me in. Yay cheers, I can still see. That's a good thing. They did dilate me, so the free sunglasses were a good thing.

Speaker 2: 3:24

Later on I switched to my Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses and I actually did this podcast using the Bluetooth over to my phone. But no, the recording app updated itself and no longer outputs WAV files, so the audio was crapola. So rather than making you great folks listen, I went ahead and let the computer do speech to text and now I have a script of what I said before. So some of you may know that I split custody of our dog K9. Yes, that's letter K, dash number nine, because he's an homage to the Doctor who robot tin dog. So he gets to hang out at Grandma's for four of the seven days of the week and keeps her entertained, because her cats are mostly docile and come out when they want to. But K-9, he's ready to play and interact because he's Jack Russell, rat Terrier, australian Cattle Dog, which is great because he's smart, has a herding instinct and ADHD.

Speaker 2: 4:51

Yeah playing ball is always lots of fun with the boy. He will, though, rest in his kennel and let the kitties come by, and they bop him on his nose. And so he opens an eye, looks at him and closes it, and then they bop him on the nose. And so he opens an eye, looks at him and closes it, and then they bop him on the nose again, and it's two tag a chase. So he gets to run them down the hall at full speed and they are under the bed, and he is using his volume which, which is permanently stuck at 11, to bark and go.

Speaker 2: 5:33

Ha ha ha ha, I've got you there. Ha ha ha ha, I've got you there, which sounds a lot more annoying because he doesn't speak English. It's a lot of fun. I miss having them every day, but sometimes you need to let family hang with other family for the purpose of family. Hit me up on all of the socials scotty don't x at facebook. Scotty don't x instagram. Tick tock, scotty don't x. And don't forget the secret website if you know pattern recognition.