Dont Embarrass Yourself
What started as one mans dream to become a radio personality, is now a podcast attempting to bring you thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form
Episodes
32 episodes
You’re A Hostage, Whats The Duress Phrase?
Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss Patrennessy, drunk women beating up men, their behavior during arguments, why men pursue women and then lose interest, being with someone who has split personalities, and phrases to let people know we’re a hosta...
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Season 3
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1:33:11
The Dissection of Lou
Malcolm, Lou, Jazz, and Bryan compare being tased to fighting Mike Tyson, sex with lights on vs off, saying “line” when you dont know how to respond to someone, play Hood You Rather, and discover that Lou is up to HEINOUS activity
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Season 3
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1:20:36
Who Sleeps In Socks?!
Malcolm, Lou, and Jazz discuss getting CPR from someone with bad breath, Jazz lists her top 5 tattoos that says a man is a hoe, Malcolm wants to talk about women saying “men dont have money”, a new tactic for lawyers is discussed, and Lou has a...
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Season 3
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1:17:18
The 3 Aeropostles
Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss her top 5 least attractive hobbies, Bryan having having a fraudulent doctor, why Roosters scream, tackle an age old hoodie argument, and play Hood You Rather
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Season 3
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1:26:24
You Ever Tried Fried Placenta?
Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss whether or not they’d sell BOTH testicles for $10M, Low Cost No Cost Vasectomies, Jump scares in porn, sleeping with a mortician, an ultrasound revealing something other than a baby inside someone, and showe...
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Season 3
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1:05:54
Melanated Couches?
Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss whether its worse to have a face for radio vs bag over your head, if there is a manly way to get a condom, Building a horror game specifically for black people, and Top 5 worst immersive experiences
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Season 3
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1:25:51
Vampires or Assless Pants?
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss saying “we need to talk during sex”, Lou’s potential to be an ass-eater, Lou said he ate a porn cake, women wearing straps to the club, people improving because of their side-piece, what percentage of baby mamas ...
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Season 3
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1:16:11
Did She Cheat On Her Ragdoll? (Bulletproof Trump)
Malcolm & Cameron discuss hit and runs, a deleted Burger King tweet, the failed Trump assassination, living in a town full of werewolves, a woman having a rag doll family, and things they love or hate about doing stand up comedy
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Season 2
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1:28:48
Chuck E Cheese Fiends
Malcolm, Lou, & Bryan play Hood You Rather, discuss lap dances and kids w/ gambling issues at Chuck E Cheese, the mormon act of “Soaking” and eating 10 popeyes biscuits with no water
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Season 2
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49:19
Innocent Until Pants Are On Fire
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a man who cant stop jumping in front of cars for insurance money, the idea of ads interrupting porn like it was basic cable, people flexing on social media with other people’s property, and what if pants actually...
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Season 2
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1:00:17
She Stole Uncle Earl’s Money
Malcolm, Lou, and Josh discuss the speed of food service workers, a conversation between a man and his girlfriend’s sugar daddy, discovering masturbation as kids, how to survive being jumped, as a woman, and play Hood You Rather
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Season 2
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1:09:17
I Wanna Hop Out The Bushes
Malcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh’s desire to hide in the bushe...
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Season 2
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1:08:54
What Are You Gonna Do With Your Elephant?
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird qu...
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1:01:53
Can You Afford This Heart Transplant?
Malcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food ...
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40:57
Could You Work At A Slavery Themed Restaurant?
Malcolm & Lou discuss a woman’s wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm’s thought p...
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51:50
Wedding Gauntlet
Malcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people’s wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You RatherFind Us On In...
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49:07
Would You Help During A Bank Robbery?
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a woman soft launching her man on social media AFTER they already got married, Malcolm has an issue with a commercial about cleft lips and admits to being on the side of criminals during bank robbery, also Lou th...
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1:08:36
You Let Women Slide Your Drawers Off?
Malcolm, Josh, and Lou discuss the importance of checking to make sure the stall has toilet paper, wet wipes, the idea of homeless people avoiding a chicken wing trap, sleeping naked, 5 food descriptions Malcolm doesnt understand, and and if it...
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1:04:09
Top 5 Worst People On Social Media
Malcolm, Lou, Josh, and Bryan discuss Jess Hilarious being politely robbed, what do you do if someone breaks in your house and tries to drown you, Malcolm’s Top 5 worst people on social media, how much Drake he was tripping during “Marvins Room...
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1:14:11
Josh Has A List…
Malcolm, Josh, and Bryan discuss what things are ruining relationships, Malcolm gives his list of 5 Sassy Traits he is guilty of, 5 sassy traits he IS NOT, Josh gives his top 5 traits of childish women, learning to run from a fight, and what do...
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1:03:04
LADY BOYY, LADY BOYYYYY
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan talk about Lou visiting a elephant sanctuary, your girlfriends BBL getting repossessed, how big is too big for us to fight, one of our followers had a stroke at a gun range, and Lou has an interesting story from Thailand...
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1:20:53
Jazz’s Top 5 Sassy (Men) Traits
Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss the idea of black people supporting the idea of being overweight, which gender cheats up and which gender cheats down, are you ok with someone sending your significant other money regularly, which of our friends...
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1:17:48
We ONLY Go To Funerals For The Food
Malcolm, Bryan, and Tyler discuss fights between paraplegics, a stroke victim getting his motorcycle taken, Bryan putting on a shock collar, and the idea that a funeral is one of the best places to get foodFind Us On Instagram:Malco...
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