Crispy Coated Robots
"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Episodes
295 episodes
Crispy Coated Robots #243 - Best Political Movies
This episode is the October surprise.Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.<...
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Season 6
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Episode 243
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40:06
Crispy Coated Robots #242 - Best Opening Guitar Part in Rock/Pop Music
This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his...
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Season 6
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Episode 242
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30:26
Crispy Coated Robots #241 - Worst Performances By Musicians or Athletes In A Movie
This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.Jim recounts the day Maria...
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Season 6
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Episode 241
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38:52
Crispy Coated Robots #240 - Best Prison Movies
This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.Jim admits his penchant f...
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Season 6
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Episode 240
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25:45
Crispy Coated Robots #239 - Best Football Movies
This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.Jason goads Jim into another anoth...
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Season 6
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Episode 239
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37:29
Crispy Coated Robots #237 - Best Fake Presidents in Movies
This episode may give you pink eye.Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs.Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax.Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)!It's a toupee...
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Season 6
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Episode 238
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25:25
Crispy Coated Robots #236 - Sexy Spacesuits in Movies/TV
This is the episode that ruins the podcast.Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies. Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.Dis...
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Season 6
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Episode 237
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31:00
Crispy Coated Robots #236 - Best Dogs in Movies/TV
This episode comes with Poopourri.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his do...
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Season 6
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Episode 236
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31:07
Crispy Coated Robots #235 - Best Road Movies
Joseph may show up for this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies.10 minutes later...It's all about the nest egg.A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go.We got the ...
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Season 6
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Episode 235
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28:23
Crispy Coated Robots #234 - Best Albums of the 80s
This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.Jim's PTSD is triggered b...
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Season 6
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Episode 234
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42:54
Crispy Coated Robots #233 - Best School Movies
It's back to school time! That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcast...
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Season 6
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Episode 233
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30:22
Crispy Coated Robots #232 - Best Movies with French Themes
Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe...On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements. To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this s...
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Season 6
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Episode 232
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29:13
Crispy Coated Robots #230 - Best Clowns In Movies/TV
Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo!Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV!You'll find out...Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked...Why Jason prefers clowns t...
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Season 6
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Episode 230
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24:49
Crispy Coated Robots #229 - Best "One Last Job" Movies
This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode.Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job.Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hi...
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Season 6
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Episode 229
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38:30
Crispy Coated Robots #228 Best Femme Fatales
This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.Newman was never the same again.Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.Be careful of th...
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Season 6
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Episode 228
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31:41
Crispy Coated Robots #227 Best Skating Scenes in Movies/TV
This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.GFD - a bad idea fully realized.Nearly 45 ye...
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Season 6
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Episode 227
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26:04
Crispy Coated Robots #226 - Best TV Dads
This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.Jim's Tom Bosley impres...
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Season 6
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Episode 226
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40:06
Crispy Coated Robots #225 - Best Old People Movies
This episode is a little lonely and bitter.Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.Jim s...
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Season 6
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Episode 225
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37:51
Crispy Coated Robots #224 - Best Underwear Movie Scenes
This episode nearly bares it all.Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.The physics of hiding a gun in panties is j...
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Season 6
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Episode 224
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28:17
Crispy Coated Robots #223 Most Memorable Movie/TV Hairstyles
This episode has a nice swoop.Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies.JewfroWhen the updo goes down Jim goes up.Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could c...
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Season 6
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Episode 223
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30:39
Crispy Coated Robots #222 Best Summer Movies
This episode has been replaced by AIJason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.You old poop!Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.Jim's Henry Fonda impression sound...
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Season 6
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Episode 222
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31:43
Introduction to CRISPY COATED ROBOTS
An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep inte...
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Season 14
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Episode 413
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5:27
Crispy Coated Robots #221 - Best Bad Guy Wins Movies & TV Shows
This episode is served best with a nice chianti.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end.Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys.Jim warns everyone that his Morg...
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Season 6
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Episode 221
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34:23
Crispy Coated Robots #220 - Best Charles Grodin Movies
This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin.Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie.Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy.Joseph reminisce his ...
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Season 6
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Episode 220
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32:37