Salads Don't Make Friends
Your new favorite podcast that covers anything and everything - listen to us rant about the modern era and our inevitable entropy, guided by our ennui and mutual disappointment in humanity. Let Ben and Sarah massage your brain; our 'happy ending' will leave you with a deep sense of hopelessness and sorrow on a level that is unmatched by any other podcast. Thanks for listening!
Episodes
7 episodes
Milk Coke and the Chamber of Secrets
Shout out to Bake Sale for playing our music this episode - check out their music at bakesalesucks.bandcamp.com, or look em up on Spotify. If you're a fan of Pavement, or Nada Surf, or Hum, or...
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Episode 7
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1:15:29
Weekend at Birdie's
This week we're talkin' dead birds, ungrateful dead passengers, sky burials, Nick Cannon's kids, and how much jazz sucks. Join Ben and Sarah as we crack your mind in a satisfying way. Stick around for Ben's fanfic with his original, totally-not...
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Episode 6
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1:40:35
Platapussy
We dive into how insane Kanye's secret Christian School is, we talk about cults, halitosis, virgins... just another day at the ranch, really. Did you know Kanye is afraid of stairs and silverware? I didn't until I read the lawsuit. How do you g...
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Episode 5
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1:23:21
Leprechauns and Slow Jobs
Are leprechauns real? Does Cosmo give the best sex advice? Is it rude to intervene when someone is pouring windshield washer fluid into their oil tank? We ask the tough questions this week, with less than satisfying answers. Join us for our Rea...
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Episode 4
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1:29:19
A Centrist's Take on the Civil War
The Spiderman that comes to your birthday party - that isn't the real Spiderman. Batman isn't real. Green Lantern might be real. Look, the point is - get over it. Sit down and listen to Ben and Sarah gab about the age of consent, how Ben would ...
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Episode 3
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1:04:48
Hitler Sucks
Mad libs, Aphantasia, and deaf people arguing - what more could you ask for in a podcast. This week we find out who the real master race is (hint: it isn't white people), we talk about time machines and Hitler, and Ben has an epiphany related t...
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Episode 2
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1:07:32
Bacon, Eggs, and Cocaine
Our first episode! So much to talk about - the coolest Jurors to ever grace the bench, how much make-up does it take to fake-up, historic firsts, and online worsts. Stick around for the insane story that is Ogtha. We ask the tough questions, li...
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Episode 1
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