Salads Don't Make Friends
Your new favorite podcast that covers anything and everything - listen to us rant about the modern era and our inevitable entropy, guided by our ennui and mutual disappointment in humanity. Let Ben and Sarah massage your brain; our 'happy ending' will leave you with a deep sense of hopelessness and sorrow on a level that is unmatched by any other podcast. Thanks for listening!
Salads Don't Make Friends
Platapussy
We dive into how insane Kanye's secret Christian School is, we talk about cults, halitosis, virgins... just another day at the ranch, really. Did you know Kanye is afraid of stairs and silverware? I didn't until I read the lawsuit. How do you get laid if you're a virgin? How do you approach someone with bad breath? How do you attract that special someone with your natural pheromones? All this and more on this episode of Salads Don't Make Friends.
