At Five In the Afternoon
New Orleans-born Drawn & Quartered literary magazine's weekly hour of incinerating poetry, supernova prose, in-depth and mindless conversations, dark, twisted humor, and heavy bottle-clanking drinking recorded weekly in a section of Studio Viva called "Plant Camp" and once monthly in Backspace Bar and Kitchen located at 139 Chartres St. New Orleans, Louisiana - in a section of the French Quarter known as "Death Row." All Killer, No Filler.
Episodes
109 episodes
Jazz Rest... Bear Fights
Yeah, it's Jazz Fest here in New Orleans. And guess who doesn't give a sh*t? We've been coming to Jazz Fest since the mid 90's. The lineup is actually pretty amazing. Once again, we have more reason for J. Andrews to run for mayor. The Anunna...
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Season 3
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Episode 39
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55:34
We Will Not Miss You
Something different to start. Our hearts go out to everyone mourning as much as we are. The king is gone, but will not be forgotten. Regardless, send us money! And to be clear, Eric Dickerson did not kill anyone (allegedly). Send your letters t...
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Season 3
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Episode 38
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54:13
Deja Voodoo
I'm doing everything I can to try not to convince you not to listen. Unless you like The Dead Milkmen. You don't have to listen. This is what we do. It's what we've done since the beginning. It's out of control. We don't write it, we do it live...
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Season 3
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Episode 37
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42:34
The MMA of Crotch Sports
From the streets of New York... If you're not paying for our Patreon, you're not getting all the content of our cast. If you try to give us money on our Patreon, you're not going to find it. We don't need or want your money. In fact, we don't n...
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Season 3
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Episode 36
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56:47
Last Call For Grandma
Seriously, you don't have to listen. So, anyways... In his attempt to be a hilarious a**hole, J somehow accomplished doing something heartfelt and meaningful. Special guest on this cast: Jim Gaffigan (kinda). Cool dude. Unfortunately, J decides...
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Season 3
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Episode 35
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53:44
Dr. Colorado's "Foolproof Hiccup Cure
You're in luck if you have water boarding, horse cum or night vision goggles on your podcast Bingo card! After that we just talk ship for a while. Hey kids! If you're looking for some easily accessible gateway drugs, we've got you covered. And ...
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Season 3
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Episode 34
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47:29
I'll Fly Away
Happy birthday to Plus-Sized Domino! Although she ends up saying Talking Heads, let's assume DJ Colorado was trying to say Kraftwerk. And let's assume that KM actually believes that Chief Keef killed Tupac. Rest in Power Jam Master Jay. All thi...
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Season 3
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Episode 33
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58:07
J Messes with Texas / 13 Soft Defecation's
Welcome to our special guest, Moulin Rouge. And apologies to all the Eye-Talians out there. Fuhgettaboutit!!! Don't worry, J will stop yelling and poetry will come to the forefront, but then he will make everyone turn against him, including Nin...
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Season 3
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Episode 32
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44:19
It's All a Setup
"I never did like this f@cking planet anyways." -d.a.levy. And yes, you CAN get pregnant from pre-cast. Carnival continues! Come join us to celebrate Bacchus on February 11th! Mad respect to Chewbacchus. Let's be honest though, parades are only...
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Season 3
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Episode 31
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48:07
The Zoot Suit Boogie!
If you haven't seen Goodfellas, go f*ck yourself. J. Andrews is way too flamboyant. "'Hello Gub'na!" J. wants to tell you about his feelings. Who's your daddy? Welcome to the neighborhood! DJ Colorado almost kills KM Douglas, but he deserves it...
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Season 3
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Episode 30
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56:12
The Muppet Show
Muppets is actually a derogatory term used by the British. Sports corner! Who let the dawgs out!?! More importantly: Who let J. Andrews out? We don't need to tell you not to eat toilet paper. There are many more things to indulge in, including ...
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Season 3
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Episode 29
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1:02:04
A Renewed Sense of Invigoration!!!
How was your Xmas? Who cares. How was your New Year's? Who cares. Polygamist relationships are the best! And so is Mexican Lasagne! This cast is sponsored by Ortega. Visit AtFiveInTheAfternoon.com/Ortega for 10% off a 99 cent packet of taco sea...
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Season 3
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Episode 28
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52:55
The Big Book of P*ssy
We're not concerned, DJ Khalid's wife does not listen to this podcast, but DJ Khalid definitely does. Shut up! Numbers are only made for Alien Women. Spoiler alert: DJ Colorado is a 10/10!!! Happy Birthday Black Jesus! No way Jesus was white no...
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Season 3
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Episode 27
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56:16
R.I.P John Lennon (Our Respectful Memorial Show)
First off, f*ck x-mas, then let's remember one of the greatest musicians of our time- without shying away from the fact that his murderer, like J & K.M., listened to Pink Floyd on acid (and it wasn't "Ummagumma", it was "Atom Heart Mother")...
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Season 3
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Episode 26
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50:08
Butt Knuckle and Canker Sore
Special guest this week: A master of clitoral stimulation, Detroit comedian and close friend, Chuck Mitchell! Unfortunately, he has to witness J drop his drawers and ask for medical advice about his butt from completely unqualified indivi...
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Season 3
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Episode 25
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58:09
Unprecedented Swan Dive
Cruise ships are death machines. Thank god we have a f*cking DJ! Let's get to some fun stuff before we keep insulting each other's moms. Wanna get high? Try carrots. But only if you want to die... If you don't laugh at our dad jokes then you're...
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Season 3
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Episode 24
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54:42
Sushi in Columbia
We're back! We're live! If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you love someone, peg them, at least on their birthday. Don't hold your breath, we will not get to the 6 escalators in a minute (it's actually 13 minutes). Hey-o! Turn...
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Season 3
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Episode 23
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50:07
Secretly Recording Ourselves or Hippos & Hookers
This is the closest you'll ever come to understanding what it's actually like to hang out with us. And then we ruin it with our "normal" cast. J likes to think about when people f*ck! Listen to us stumble over the proper way to describe the ser...
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Season 3
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Episode 23
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56:52
Sober Sandwich
Sobriety. Columbian hookers. Nina's 105th birthday. Buckle up, bitches! Also, we introduce our new weekly segment: Salty. Now we're talking. Salt Bae! It's not funny, it's armageddon! Listen to your leaders: The only way to stop the zombie apoc...
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Season 3
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Episode 22
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57:06
Crack Sandwich
It's actually exactly 5 o'clock!!! Tune in next week for what we promised you last week. To make it up to you, K.M. gives you the easiest bar bet to win. Michael Jackson is the Jesus of basketball. I don't know why we're talking about Cosby. Ye...
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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48:41
Who gives a sh*t? It's J's Birthday!!!
When you're here, you're family. Special guest on this episode (no joke)- Boy George! #Remember9/12! And remember Bobi! (But please forget J asking about his d*ck)! Don't worry, the poetry is on topic, but unfortunately, Batman can't comp...
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Season 3
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Episode 20
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46:19
Cheeseburger in Heaven
Yes, we start out by talking about the weather... don't worry, eventually there will be poetry. No reason to be proud of the boys, although it is pretty interesting that white supremacy is not entirely white. Who knew? Speaking of whites, Burni...
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Season 3
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Episode 19
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55:37
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Yes, we remember the end of the last cast, and K.M. put the work in to answer last week's question about what happened to Michael Jackson's animals from the Neverland Ranch after his death. Here's what we know: Bubbles outlived Michael. Michael...
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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50:14